I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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