I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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