Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
