you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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