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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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