doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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