im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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