Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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