I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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