You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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