I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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