she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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