She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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