I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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