And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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