R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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