just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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