Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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