STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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