smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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