i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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