Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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