i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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