What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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