Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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