We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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