have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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