everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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