I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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