dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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