she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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