That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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