I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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