You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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