I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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