benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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