Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
