Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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