Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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