My hand turned me down
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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