I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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