Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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