It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Your tits are I can't wait for
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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