Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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