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• (845): View more from New York

  i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision

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  Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.

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• (805): View more from California

  There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful

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• (518): View more from New York

  well that was a fail

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  maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra

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