STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Randomize
