the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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