A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i think i have two assholes
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
God, I missed his penis.
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