Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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