I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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